Comments on: 2012_dumbest movie ever?

By: NINJA ASSASSIN_worst movie ever (not really) « Klockwork Kugler: This is my blog. This is what I do.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:04:08 +0000

[...] able to say. I will say this, however: Ninja Assassin is the worst thing I’ve seen since that five-minute preview 20th Century Fox released for 2012. That says a [...]

By: jthechub

jthechub — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Show up Zombieland 10 minutes late in order to miss the 2012 trailer that has as much bass in the audio mix as possible.
Worst part about the 2012 plane sequence… its a fucking plane yet they keep having to dodge shit that is low to the ground. Advice, point the nose of the plane up.
Zombieland was worth it. I’ll double tap that for a dollar.

By: cklockwork

cklockwork — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:56:51 +0000

don’t tell me what to do, a-hole. But I reckon Zombieland will cross my eyes eventually. We have a sweet dollar theater here in town.. yep, that’s right. It’s like the dollar theater in erie… except it’s in state college. even better. When Zombieland hits those screens, consider it seen.

By: Hack Riven

Hack Riven — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:26:45 +0000

ha.

seriously though, go see Zombieland. it’s simple, yet very entertaining. they’re not trying to wow you but there are some great moments. but if you’re boycotting Columbia, go see the matinee like i did. fuck ‘em.

By: cklockwork

cklockwork — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:09:36 +0000

Zombieland is Colombia?? Shit… I almost went to see that. No way now. I love in the clip how they’re continuously outrunning the ground caving in, no matter which way they’re headed. I also like the moment the limo crashes into the building. When Emmerich, in all his brilliance, cuts outside the building, everything is eerily silent… until the limo crashes through the windows. Collapsing buildings and falling freeways make no noise. Limos do. Ugh. And the plane shit. They had time to get into a plane? Because they rented it?! What?! How stupid do they think we are? Unbelievable. This makes me angry.

By: Hack Riven

Hack Riven — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:56:50 +0000

i saw this last week via previews. the limo escape exemplifies my theory that catastrophes travel approximately 35mph …and then give you time to change vehicles. however, the 1-minute plane take-off is exceptional

…ly ridiculous.

i weep from thinking about the following 110 minutes or so of Cusack resolving this problem …most likely by snidely whining about it and staring blankly with mouth agape. trademark Cusack. bravo, good sir!

burn Columbia Pictures to the ground, they deserve it for their 2009 line-up:
Paul Blart: Mall Cop, The Pink Panther 2, The International
Angels & Demons, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, Terminator Salvation, The Damned United, Year One, The Ugly Truth, Funny People, Julie & Julia, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs …and Zombieland (okay, they got one right).