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By: PREDATORS_the teaser trailer « Klockwork Kugler: This is my blog. This is what I do.

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:58:03 +0000

[...] excuses, instead I’ll write about a topic I’ve posted about a few times before (here, here, and here.) That topic is Predators. The teaser trailer hit the interwebs earlier this week and it’s [...]

By: Hack Riven

Hack Riven — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:03:43 +0000

chan: yeah, i punched him in the butt (i was drunk on Coors Light bongs) as we all walked into Coyote Ugly while he was still modelling. why were we at Coyote Ugly?! because two of us had girlfriends dancing at another club AND we had Channing MotherFucking Tatum, YET the manager was still trying to get cover out of us – ghay! we ended up getting plastered elsewhere.
there’s a picture somewhere (i think in a dead laptop) of me psuedo-licking his nipple, circa Supercross (2005).
i also remember picking him up from the airport in the Hell’Mino one balmy, summer afternoon after he shot Stop Loss (2008). before they were married, he and his wife slept in my bed. oh yeah, you think the possibility of ME having blackout-drunk buttsex (allegedly) in YOUR bed was something to laugh about? anyways, the next morning (afternoon) Jenna and i drove to Taco Bell for hangover food …20 minutes later, i was yakking up Taco Bell.

good adrien brody movie: The Pianist (2002) …or so i have heard since i haven’t even seen it.

By: cklockwork

cklockwork — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:25:39 +0000

Wait… Chan… your buddy Chan?? As in Chan is…

What good movie does Adrien Brody have under his belt? I’m at a loss.

danny glover and the bad-ass scale — lol

The predators are a little… feminine. Maybe the filmmakers have been inspired by Avatar and instead of dropping the humans there to hunt they have dropped them there to…

By: Hack Riven

Hack Riven — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:05:37 +0000

i promised myself before the release of GIJoe that i would never publicly say anything bad about Chan.
gather ’round boys and girls and i will tell you a tale of the night i punched Channing Tatum in the buttcheek…

i will, however, run up and down the streets screaming my distaste for Adrien Brody. one good movie under the belt does not make one a good actor. that photo of him above doing his best Bear Grylls impersonation …christ, he can’t even pull-off candid shots very well. i mean, he’s barely a “man” from what i’ve seen – Danny Glover is about as low on the bad-ass scale as i am willing to go in the fictional ability to kill Predators
…well, any Predators except THESE Predators. they look like a group of jacked-up, albino, lingerie-football stars (but i’m not saying i wouldn’t bang one).